Scented Mini Trees!

So do you know what the worst thing ever is? Spice scented car tree! Thats what! No matter much your best friend begs, just go with the strawberry one, ok? I REPEAT, DO NOT BUY SPICE SCENTED MINI TREE! It was so bad i had to throw it out of the car window, but then we drove back for it and janine picked it up off the road but i wudnt let it in my car so she held it out the window yelling "SCENT THE WORLD!" to innocent pedestrians. Also, if you buy the one labelled vanillaroma" your gonna be dissapointed because it atchually smells like bubblegum, not vanilla, and when i just got up to smell the tree (which is in a ziplock bag to hold in the stench) I trod on a tube of sunscreen which squirted on the floor. Awsome! Oh, also, the Raspberry scented trees smell a little like vomit, but its addictive and i like it none the less. When we got back to my house I hid the spicy mini tree in my brothers room to be evil, and now you can smell it in the hallway, haha! I wuda hid it in my parents room but i'm pretty sure they wuda known it was me. So there are 4 trees hanging in my car right now next to my fizzy dice, 3 dead ones (Raspberry, new car smell and strawberry-kiwi) The new car scented tree was pretty fricken awfull awfill too, it made me feel sick every time i got into my car and smelt NOTHING like new car smell. Not only was it dissapointing, it gave me a headache. Today, when we bought the scented trees at the gas station (who knew you could buy scented trees at a gas station? Well probably everyone, but i didn't, i thought you could only get em at JB's supermarket, next to the mall that partially burnt down) i bought a pack of gum aswell because I thought it would look bad if i just walked in and bought 3 scented trees, and it was peppermint gum, my favourite type of mint. Once, i bought my mum a peppermint scentred tree! It was spiffy, its still in her car atchually. Next to a vanilla one that smelt like vanilla and not bubblegum. Although, my dad thought it smelt like Dutch Tabocco.... don't ask, he was a hippie. OMG! hippie.. hip....pee... ur hip is practically ur pelvis.. hip->pelvis->bladder->pee! Now, that is TOO wierd. Janine dosent have a scented tree, she has a scented robot though. So here is a brief summary for next time you are thinking about investing in a scented tree.
Raspberry -> vomit , Vanillaroma -> bubblegum/tobacco , New car -> headache , Strawberry-Kiwi -> Juicy Fruit Strappleberry , Peppermint -> chewing gum , Strawberry -> AWSOME!

enough said.